October 11, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Get ready to cut class and cruise into the Fast Times at Canoga High—an 80s high school-themed race inspired by the most iconic mallrats, burnout legends, and SoCal dreamers of the decade.
Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races
Whether you're sprinting for Spicoli, crushing on Stacy, or just here for the vibes, this race lets you live your best homeroom-skipping, mixtape-blasting high school fantasy.
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- Spicoli Sprint 5K 🍕 The chillest distance for those who show up fashionably late but still get the job done. Bonus points if you order pizza at the finish line.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, 10K 🏄♂️ This one’s for rule breakers, wave chasers, and anyone who’s ever daydreamed in class. Dress code optional—attitude required.
- The Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon 🎓 Senior year stress meets marathon grind. Long, intense, and full of questionable decisions. You got this, class of ’85.
- The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) 🌀 Transfer students from other timelines can run any distance, anywhere, and still earn their medal. Mallwalkers, you’re welcome.
Expect mall food court energy, stoner soundtrack bops, and unexpected “pop quiz” cheers along the way. Costumes strongly encouraged—Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms, Vans, and feathered hairdos get extra credit.
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📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Can’t make it IRL? Run virtually anytime from Oct 11–13, and we’ll ship you your finisher medal. Zero judgment if you run it while cutting class.
This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. Spicoli says it’s righteous.
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Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 80s teen culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.
