Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's!

Clear Lake Shores, Texas
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! official race logo - running event in Clear Lake Shores, Texas
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Clear Lake Shores, Texas
PRICE:
Free
DISTANCES:
5 Events: 0.5K, 0.5K, 0.5K, 0.5K, 0.5K

About Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's!

Z Krewe's 0.5K is going BACK <----- to the 80's! 

 

Join your fellow underachievers for a day (ummm... actually more like 10 minutes) of GLORY, CELEBRATION, and PARTICIPATION MEDALS while raising money for Galveston County Food Bank's Kidz Pacz Program! 

Z Krewe's 5th Annual 0.5K will be held at 10:30 am on May 2nd, 2026 at Galveston Bay Brewing in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

 

The Details:

Z Krewe's 0.5K "Race" - That's not a typo. We mean it... POINT FIVE K - 

Z Krewe's 0.5K was created for folks who are NOT ready to go the extra mile. In fact, they aren't willing to go a mile at all. This is a "Race" for the rest of us! It's a race event for those who would rather binge Netflix all day, drink a beer or 5, and fill up on carbs! Z Krewe's 0.5k'ers are willing to be silly and have a little bit of fun while raising money to help the Galveston County Food Bank's Kidz Pacz Program to feed hungry Kidz during the summer. 
The "Race" will incorporate all the typical race elements into a treacherous 1,640-ish ft "racecourse". But we've added in some amusing obstacles for fun and entertainment. No TRAINING or EFFORT is required. This is a umm.. "Race" for all the NON-RUNNERS, Slackers, Un-Runners, Underachievers and Couch Potatoes! It's OK to take your time and not "race" to the finish line. Everyone will get a medal to show off on Monday at the office! 

Some Race tips:

  • Get to the starting line early so you can stretch (0.3 miles is nothing to take too lightly) 
  • At the halfway point (that's a whopping .1555555 miles in), enjoy an ice cold adult beverage (or Kiddo Beverage for those under the age of 21) to stay hydrated and remember to down some carbs for energy
  • Celebrate crossing the finish line and receive your "Finisher's Medal" with a FINISHER'S BEER (ROOT BEER - for the Kiddos)!

RACE DAY SCHEDULE:

10:30 am - Registration Station opens for Packet Pick Up
11:05 am - Stretching & Galveston Bay Brewing's Inflate-a-DERBY begins ... and ends 2 minutes later! 
11:30 am - Costume Contest
12:05 pm - Test of Endurance Begins! 
3:00 pm - AFTER PARTY at Galveston Bay Brewing! 

 

Safety First!

A possibly staffed, or not staffed at all, First-Aid Station will be in place. You know, JUST IN CASE. The First-Aid Station will be stocked with Band-Aids, alcohol, and chewing gum in case there is an emergency.

 

Goodies and Fun Stuff!

Let's talk about the GOOD STUFF!!! Your entry fee will get you a bag of swag filled with one of those cool pretentious "Race" Stickers that will say 0.5K, a fabulous T-shirt to prove you were there, and "Finisher Medal" to show off Monday at the office so that everyone can be jealous of your accomplishments! But wait... There's MORE! All Regular & VIP Entry's will also be given a FREE BEER at the Finish Line!
  • IF YOU WANT A T-SHIRT - AND WHO DOESN'T WANT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS - YOU MUST REGISTER BEFORE APRIL 1st, 2026!!! 
    REGISTRATIONS AFTER THIS DATE WILL NOT BE GUARANTEED A T-SHIRT (or other Swag items)!!!
 

Regular Old Joe Entry - "Just like a real NO-LYMPIC ATHLETE"

  • All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel.
  • T-Shirt, of course!
  • Cinch Bag - To hold all your Goodies!
  • Finisher Medal - everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, no matter how bad they are, because we are all about positivity and self-worth!
  • Finish Line Beer - YES! A FREE BEER!!!
 

VIP UPGRADE - "GO FOR THE GOLD" 

Don't feel like running?  Don't think you can make it the full 656 Steps?  Then you should be a VIP! For an additional $30, you don't even have to run!!! How awesome is that?! 
Let's be honest - If you have the money to buy your way into doing nothing, then you should be able to. So go ahead and grab that VIP Entry! You deserve it!
In addition to all that Regular Swag (listed above), You will receive:
  • VIP Lanyard
  • Private party on the pier .... More details TBA! (IT WILL BE EPIC!!!)

 

KIDS 0.5K

The Kids 0.5K is for Participants under the age of 21. These ALL-STAR Kiddos will receive a Medal and a Finish Line ROOT BEER once they reach the Finish Line! (Sorry Kids ... No Alcohol for you!) Shirts and other swag items are not included with this registration.
 

Virtual Race Option! – “Swag without the effort”.

Can’t make the “Race” – Don’t worry about it! You can participate from the comfort of your couch! Virtual Participants will get a t-shirt, the pretentious oval sticker, and a Finisher Medal just like everyone else so you can brag that you are a finisher of the 0.5K and no one will know any different. Brilliant! (All virtual participant names are stored in an encrypted database certified secure by the NSA and will be held in strict confidence and will never be released to the public. Your secret is safe with us.)

 

Walk-ups and Procrastinators (over the age of 21)

Walk-up's and all those people that just kept putting off registration until the very last minute will be able to sign up the Morning of the big "RACE"! **Swag will NOT be guaranteed with this registration** You may get a cool cup, or a koozie, or a sweet bag to carry stuff in. You may just get a moon rock... WHO KNOWS!? But what we can tell you is that you will get a chance to conquer all 1,640 feet of Z Krewe's 0.5K and some samples of beers from some AMAZING Local Breweries!

Price for this event will be announced MAY 1st, 2026.

 

Sponsorship Opportunities

All the fun stuff aside, we are serious about the end result — to support the Galveston County Food Banks Kidz Pacz Program. The money raised at this event will help provide Kidz in Galveston County weekly snacks and meals during the summer months when School Lunches are not available for them. And we'd really like your help! As a sponsor, your business will be associated with what we believe will be the funniest, coolest, and craziest event of the year. Levels start at $500 and include logo on marketing materials and swag, race entries, volunteer opportunities, and more!
Can't do a Sponsorship but you still want to be involved with Participants? Adventure Stations can be purchased for $250. You can create your own obstacle or challenge for Participants to face on the "race" course. We encourage any humorous activity. The goal is to be fun, silly, & foolish! 
Contact us below for more information.
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's!Z Krewe&#39;s 0.5K is going BACK &lt;----- to the 80&#39;s!    Join your fellow underachievers for a day (ummm... actually more like 10 minutes) of GLORY, CELEBRATION, and PARTICIPATION MEDALS while raising money for Galveston County Food Bank&#39;s Kidz Pacz Program!  Z Krewe&#39;s 5th Annual 0.5K will be held at 10:30 am on May 2nd, 2026 at Galveston Bay Brewing in Clear Lake Shores, TX.   The Details: Z Krewe&#39;s 0.5K &#34;Race&#34; - That&#39;s not a typo. We mean it... POINT FIVE K -  Z Krewe&#39;s 0.5K was created for folks who are NOT ready to go the extra mile. In fact, they aren&#39;t willing to go a mile at all. This is a &#34;Race&#34; for the rest of us! It&#39;s a race event for those who would rather binge Netflix all day, drink a beer or 5, and fill up on carbs! Z Krewe&#39;s 0.5k&#39;ers are willing to be silly and have a little bit of fun while raising money to help the Galveston County Food Bank&#39;s Kidz Pacz Program to feed hungry Kidz during the summer.  The &#34;Race&#34; will incorporate all the typical race elements into a treacherous 1,640-ish ft &#34;racecourse&#34;. But we&#39;ve added in some amusing obstacles for fun and entertainment. No TRAINING or EFFORT is required. This is a umm.. &#34;Race&#34; for all the NON-RUNNERS, Slackers, Un-Runners, Underachievers and Couch Potatoes! It&#39;s OK to take your time and not &#34;race&#34; to the finish line. Everyone will get a medal to show off on Monday at the office!  Some Race tips: Get to the starting line early so you can stretch (0.3 miles is nothing to take too lightly)  At the halfway point (that&#39;s a whopping .1555555 miles in), enjoy an ice cold adult beverage (or Kiddo Beverage for those under the age of 21) to stay hydrated and remember to down some carbs for energy Celebrate crossing the finish line and receive your &#34;Finisher&#39;s Medal&#34; with a FINISHER&#39;S BEER (ROOT BEER - for the Kiddos)! RACE DAY SCHEDULE: 10:30 am - Registration Station opens for Packet Pick Up 11:05 am - Stretching &amp; Galveston Bay Brewing&#39;s Inflate-a-DERBY begins ... and ends 2 minutes later!  11:30 am - Costume Contest 12:05 pm - Test of Endurance Begins!  3:00 pm - AFTER PARTY at Galveston Bay Brewing!    Safety First! A possibly staffed, or not staffed at all, First-Aid Station will be in place. You know, JUST IN CASE. The First-Aid Station will be stocked with Band-Aids, alcohol, and chewing gum in case there is an emergency.   Goodies and Fun Stuff! Let&#39;s talk about the GOOD STUFF!!! Your entry fee will get you a bag of swag filled with one of those cool pretentious &#34;Race&#34; Stickers that will say 0.5K, a fabulous T-shirt to prove you were there, and &#34;Finisher Medal&#34; to show off Monday at the office so that everyone can be jealous of your accomplishments! But wait... There&#39;s MORE! All Regular &amp; VIP Entry&#39;s will also be given a FREE BEER at the Finish Line! IF YOU WANT A T-SHIRT - AND WHO DOESN&#39;T WANT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS - YOU MUST REGISTER BEFORE APRIL 1st, 2026!!!  REGISTRATIONS AFTER THIS DATE WILL NOT BE GUARANTEED A T-SHIRT (or other Swag items)!!!   Regular Old Joe Entry - &#34;Just like a real NO-LYMPIC ATHLETE&#34; All Finishers will receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K Race Sticker that you can attach to the rear window of your car to show everyone that a true athlete is behind the wheel. T-Shirt, of course! Cinch Bag - To hold all your Goodies! Finisher Medal - everyone gets recognized for their achievements at this event, no matter how bad they are, because we are all about positivity and self-worth! Finish Line Beer - YES! A FREE BEER!!!   VIP UPGRADE - &#34;GO FOR THE GOLD&#34;  Don&#39;t feel like running?  Don&#39;t think you can make it the full 656 Steps?  Then you should be a VIP! For an additional $30, you don&#39;t even have to run!!! How awesome is that?!  Let&#39;s be honest - If you have the money to buy your way into doing nothing, then you should be able to. So go ahead and grab that VIP Entry! You deserve it! In addition to all that Regular Swag (listed above), You will receive: VIP Lanyard Private party on the pier .... More details TBA! (IT WILL BE EPIC!!!)   KIDS 0.5K The Kids 0.5K is for Participants under the age of 21. These ALL-STAR Kiddos will receive a Medal and a Finish Line ROOT BEER once they reach the Finish Line! (Sorry Kids ... No Alcohol for you!) Shirts and other swag items are not included with this registration.   Virtual Race Option! – “Swag without the effort”. Can’t make the “Race” – Don’t worry about it! You can participate from the comfort of your couch! Virtual Participants will get a t-shirt, the pretentious oval sticker, and a Finisher Medal just like everyone else so you can brag that you are a finisher of the 0.5K and no one will know any different. Brilliant! (All virtual participant names are stored in an encrypted database certified secure by the NSA and will be held in strict confidence and will never be released to the public. Your secret is safe with us.)   Walk-ups and Procrastinators (over the age of 21) Walk-up&#39;s and all those people that just kept putting off registration until the very last minute will be able to sign up the Morning of the big &#34;RACE&#34;! **Swag will NOT be guaranteed with this registration** You may get a cool cup, or a koozie, or a sweet bag to carry stuff in. You may just get a moon rock... WHO KNOWS!? But what we can tell you is that you will get a chance to conquer all 1,640 feet of Z Krewe&#39;s 0.5K and some samples of beers from some AMAZING Local Breweries! Price for this event will be announced MAY 1st, 2026.   Sponsorship Opportunities All the fun stuff aside, we are serious about the end result — to support the Galveston County Food Banks Kidz Pacz Program. The money raised at this event will help provide Kidz in Galveston County weekly snacks and meals during the summer months when School Lunches are not available for them. And we&#39;d really like your help! As a sponsor, your business will be associated with what we believe will be the funniest, coolest, and craziest event of the year. Levels start at $500 and include logo on marketing materials and swag, race entries, volunteer opportunities, and more! Can&#39;t do a Sponsorship but you still want to be involved with Participants? Adventure Stations can be purchased for $250. You can create your own obstacle or challenge for Participants to face on the &#34;race&#34; course. We encourage any humorous activity. The goal is to be fun, silly, &amp; foolish!  Contact us below for more information.
Clear Lake Shores, TX

Race Events & Distances

Choose from 5 race distances available for Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! in Clear Lake Shores, TX. Registration includes timing, finisher medals, and post-race refreshments.

KIDS 0.5K

0.5K (3.1 miles)
Distance
0.5K (3.1 miles)
Start Time
Registration Fee
$0.00
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Frequently Asked Questions about KIDS 0.5K

How long is the KIDS 0.5K?
The KIDS 0.5K covers 0.5K (3.1 miles).
What time does the KIDS 0.5K start?
The KIDS 0.5K starts at 10:30:00 AM.
How much does it cost to register for the KIDS 0.5K?
Registration for the KIDS 0.5K costs $0.00.
Where is the KIDS 0.5K located?
The KIDS 0.5K takes place in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

Regular Participant

0.5K (3.1 miles)
Distance
0.5K (3.1 miles)
Start Time
Registration Fee
$0.00
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Clear Lake Shores, TX
Clear Lake ShoresTX
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! Organizers

Frequently Asked Questions about Regular Participant

How long is the Regular Participant?
The Regular Participant covers 0.5K (3.1 miles).
What time does the Regular Participant start?
The Regular Participant starts at 10:30:00 AM.
How much does it cost to register for the Regular Participant?
Registration for the Regular Participant costs $0.00.
Where is the Regular Participant located?
The Regular Participant takes place in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

V.I.P Participant

0.5K (3.1 miles)
Distance
0.5K (3.1 miles)
Start Time
Registration Fee
$0.00
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Clear Lake Shores, TX
Clear Lake ShoresTX
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! Organizers

Frequently Asked Questions about V.I.P Participant

How long is the V.I.P Participant?
The V.I.P Participant covers 0.5K (3.1 miles).
What time does the V.I.P Participant start?
The V.I.P Participant starts at 10:30:00 AM.
How much does it cost to register for the V.I.P Participant?
Registration for the V.I.P Participant costs $0.00.
Where is the V.I.P Participant located?
The V.I.P Participant takes place in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

"Virtual Participant"

0.5K (3.1 miles)
Distance
0.5K (3.1 miles)
Start Time
Registration Fee
$0.00
https://schema.org/EventScheduledhttps://schema.org/OfflineEventAttendanceMode
Clear Lake Shores, TX
Clear Lake ShoresTX
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! Organizers

Frequently Asked Questions about "Virtual Participant"

How long is the "Virtual Participant"?
The "Virtual Participant" covers 0.5K (3.1 miles).
What time does the "Virtual Participant" start?
The "Virtual Participant" starts at 10:30:00 AM.
How much does it cost to register for the "Virtual Participant"?
Registration for the "Virtual Participant" costs $0.00.
Where is the "Virtual Participant" located?
The "Virtual Participant" takes place in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

PROCASTINATORS 0.5K

0.5K (3.1 miles)
Distance
0.5K (3.1 miles)
Start Time
Registration Fee
$0.00
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Clear Lake Shores, TX
Clear Lake ShoresTX
Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" BACK to the 80's! Organizers

Frequently Asked Questions about PROCASTINATORS 0.5K

How long is the PROCASTINATORS 0.5K?
The PROCASTINATORS 0.5K covers 0.5K (3.1 miles).
What time does the PROCASTINATORS 0.5K start?
The PROCASTINATORS 0.5K starts at 10:30:00 AM.
How much does it cost to register for the PROCASTINATORS 0.5K?
Registration for the PROCASTINATORS 0.5K costs $0.00.
Where is the PROCASTINATORS 0.5K located?
The PROCASTINATORS 0.5K takes place in Clear Lake Shores, TX.

Registration Information

Registration is typically available online until race day (subject to capacity). Early registration is recommended for guaranteed entry and potential early bird pricing. Check with race organizers for specific event details and included amenities.